i was at the medical centre today and looking tired as usual. today, i paid particular attention to the nurse who was at the dispensary, announcing everyone's little secret.

Nurse: Vickrum Suresh ***, this tablet take 3 times a day, before food. for GASTRIC.

Vickrum: *nodded*

Nurse: This one for ABDOMINAL PAIN. take together with the GASTRIC TABLETS.

Vickrum: *nodded*

I was thinking, if i'm infected with AIDS or HIV, the nurse would do the same?

Nurse: P*** A**! This tablet for HIV, 4 times daily after food. If become FULL BLOWN AIDS right, take the yellow one, 3 times daily. till u DIE ok? Oh by the way, try not to have CASUAL SEX too often hor. U have HIV remember? Thanks. Thirty dollars. Nets or cash?

or worse,

Nurse: P*** A**! Here's some cream for your SWOLLEN "MR HAPPY". *giggles* Try not to do anything "ABRASIVE" hor, may SWELL FURTHER. *giggles* Try to refrain MR HAPPY from any ORAL SECRETIONS or ANAL FLUID.

Personally, wad the medical center needs now is a staff overhaul. And being able to whisper should be the main criteria.



I am so in love with the L'Oreal's marketing poster. I went over to Nanyang Business School's general office and intend to beg for one. I came up with several contingent excuses for wanting the poster so badly, just in case.

Me: Eh... *Looks at door tag* Dooorrr... Dolly right... hi... can i ask if you guys have extra L'Oreal poster... eh... the Brand Storm one?

Dolly: Oh. Wait. *went to store room and 10 seconds later* Here's four. If dun want give ur frens. You want rubber band or not?

Wha... it was that easy. I tink my ten dollars investment on my plucked brows is starting to reap returns. keke