I have no idea what to eat and i wasn't feeling hungry.
Then i bumped into Khia Kian (Darrell's ex-roommate) in canteen A.
KK: "Wha Ryan, you lost weight arh?"
Me: "Huh?"
KK: "Your face looks sharper! (So is that good or bad?) And you look thinner!"
Me: "Oh, yeah i guess so (recalled i'm an insomniac, getting thinner should be a symptom). What ya doing here? I'm wondering what to eat (not hungry actually).
KK: "You need to gain weight! *points to Mac* Eat Mac!"
It sort of dawned on me.
It was like divine intervention.
It was like a beacon of light descended from heaven.
I heard God's calling.

Put on some GOD DAMN WEIGHT FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!
I rushed to Mac and ordered a Big Mac Meal (For the 3rd time this week). It seems like Mac isn't that fattening after all. I'm losing weight eating Mac! (girls don't try this, i'm a trained professional)
Honestly, i'm not like girls who would get all chrippy receiving similar comments (about being slimmer).

It ain't good news for me.
Anyway, a uber-cool for all catholics: www.marypages.com.
I have one hour left before bedtime (actually, anytime between 1am to 6am) to understand "The Cost of Capital for Foreign Investment".
I'm a moron to take International Financial Management as my elective.

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