The highlight for today is definitely my AB311 class.

As both me and Rong Shan went into the class, we were greeted by this crew cut, specky, trim and proper, chiselled and not bad looking tutor. HA!

He had the characteristics of a homosexual. Here's why:

Gay Checklist:
1. No wedding band on forth finger [CHECKED]
2. Good looking [CHECKED]
3. Hunky [CHECKED]
4. Ironed shirt and slacks [CHECKED]
5. Short hair [CHECKED]
6. Spotless complexion [CHECKED]

He then revealed to us he was a SAFTI officer (so that explains why he's neat and fit and crew cut blah blah blah) and sorta shared his experiences with the class. Gosh. He then revealed that he's married with kids (WHY NO WEDDING RING!?!)

It must have broken 19 hearts (25 person in class, 5 boys, 1 lesbian. u do the math.)

I have never been thru National Service so i did find it strange when he attempted to use NS lingo with us. Here are some corny examples:

"No horse run": in hokkien means, "Boh Beh Zao", means cannot run anywhere

"Cry father, cry mother": in hokkien means,"Kao Peh Kao Bu", means complaining in an annoying manner

"Simi Lan": in hokkien means... oh actually its a vulgarity. Haha.

But he used it in an appropriate context. Quite farnie.



Does all military officers look gay?